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"21 years ago, a small Irish boy named Niall James Horan was born. He liked to roam the fields of Ireland, in a tractor sometimes. He liked to eat potatoes, and stew, and he liked to dance. Oh, did that boy love to dance. And as the years went on, Niall became a very talented Irish dancer. And Niall is 21 years old today. So if you’re out in the United States of America tonight, please be careful, and watch out, because he loves beer, and he will be very, very dangerous. So keep an eye out. Will you please all join me to sing happy birthday to our very own Irish son, Niall James Horan, while he Irish jigs? … Welcome to Niall’s birthday party, thank you so much for being here. There’s an after party at Niall’s house, we’ll see you there!"

- Harry Styles, 9/13/14  (via triharrytops)

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quietly plotting revenge


those feelings when you want a relationship

but you don’t

but you do

but you don’t

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if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

(via huesof-phoebe)


its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes

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My favorite emails are ones that let you know that your order has shipped.

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"Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies"

- Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

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following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

my blog will make you horny ;)